Superhero DJ Selectah X Is the little devils 45 in a digital world.

Selectah X plays MUSIC and will devastate a roller rink, soundsystem or galaxy near you soon.

He’s got a record collection you’d kill your gran for and more style than a street pimp. He drinks tea and eats bowls of northern hooligan soul food for breakfast. During his spare time he repairs broken beats, watches super sci-fly and cultivates his love of nu wave afro space funk for journeys back to the planet X.

And the boom boxes says 'dance you fuckers dance.' So you dance and you ask the boom boxes, 'but how did I get here?' and the boom boxes tells you it was the music motherfucker. 'Where did it come from?' you ask in amazement, unable to stop dancing. The boom boxes lets out a heavy rumble of booty-shaking bass and says 'Where do you think?'. You think to yourself it could be from one of those cylindrical shiny discs? And the boom boxes hears your thoughts and screams over those discorockin' horns, 'No mother fucker, No'. You think again as your feet move to a 2-step beat... could it be from one of those mystical 1200 machines that spin and spin. Of course it is fucker - says the boxes over a super-charged breakbeat. But who controls all that beautiful and oh so funky twirling you ask the boom boxes confused? It's the DJ motherfucker. The DJ - you ask? Yeah the DJ, the motherfuckin' boss DJ, says the boom boxes getting all fired up with them rhythms - the superfly daddy-mack, your going to dance your tits off DJ - Selectah X. Dance and hail him motherfucker says the boxes.... dance and hail all that is him and GET BOOGIE!

Listen & Love. X, xx